Gently, and slowly you put it in her.
All the way down to the base.
Until its fully inserted.
Seductively she orders you:
“Fill me up Daddy“
So you do.
You pump her good.
You fill her up to the brim.
As you pull out.
You shake and tap your pipe against the rim of her opening until there’s no droplets left.
The smell is orgasmic.
There’s no sweeter smell.
Especially when it’s first thing before the rush hour traffic.
You screw the cap on tight.
You need to go and pay.
You grab yourself a bottle of water and a snickers
The gas station assistant asks
“Any petrol today?”
You reply smug
It’s a diesel
She doesnt find it funny
Screw electric powered cars the tree huggers can keep them.
Screw the planet
If it ain’t fossil it ain’t shit.